- I love Google+ because it's not Facebook. It's also cool that I got an invite and you didn't.
- I love Google+'s features. Let's hangout 24/7. Let's drag the whole damn world into a circle.
- Google+ is the be all and end all of human achievement!
- I will name my first-born son Google+!
- Ah. That was absolutely amazing, Google+. My best social media experience ever. Now what do we do?
- I see. Okay, I guess we can hangout some more.
- What do you mean you don't recognize my webcam. It worked the last fifty times I plugged it into you.
- What kind of question is that, asking if you're still hip? Of course you are, Google+. But is the word "hip" still hip?
- Sigh. I guess we can do a hangout to discuss whether or not hip is hip.
- Where the hell are all my Facebook friends? Don't they know they're missing out on the pinnacle of human civilization?
- Maybe I'll just pop back over to Facebook to see what everyone is up to.
- Oh God! Google+ caught me! I swear it was nothing. Facebook doesn't mean anything to me anymore. We're only friends.
- Please don't cry. Sigh. Yes, we can do another damn hangout.
- Are you sleeping, Google+? Good. Let me just see what my friends are up to on Facebook ...
- Sonofabitch! What's with you, Google+? How do you know everything about me?
- Oh. Of course. You are Google, after all. Do no evil my ass.
- Am I breaking up with you? No, not really. I still like what we have. But I'm hoping for more of an open relationship.
- No, I don't think Twitter and Facebook would be interested in a three-some.
- Don't get me wrong, Google+, it's nothing you did. It's me. I'm the one with the problem.
- Hello Facebook! I'm back! How have you been?
- What the hell did you do to my privacy settings? No, I don't want Facebook using my profile picture to sell advertising for Sweaty Swine Kissers Anonymous.
- Google+, wait! I didn't mean it. Take me back! Please!