The secret of author bios: No cats!

Jason Sizemore at Apex Magazine recently published an essay about author bios titled "You're Boring Me!" As most readers and writers know, author bios are the self promotional blurbs that accompany most short stories and novels. As Jason states, these bios should help a reader learn more about a writer's works, so that said writer can perhaps gain another fan. Unfortunately, too many writers give bios consisting of attempts at humor or slice of life vignettes which, in the end, do not tell readers how to find more info on the author's writings. So the next time a writer feels the need to mention their cats in their author bio--don't!

More Interzone contest links

The links for my Interzone subscription contest keep coming in.

Thanks to all of these bloggers. As more bloggers join in, I'll add links to their posts. Remember, the contest ends in about two and a half weeks.

Interzone subscription contest links

With about two and a half weeks to go in my Interzone subscription contest, the entries are starting to come in. Two of the first blogs to enter--and help promote this great British science fiction magazine--are S.M. Duke's The World in the Satin Bag and John Ottinger's Grasping for the Wind. Thanks also to SF Signal for promoting this contest.

I've also been e-mailed by a number of bloggers who say they plan to take part, and I'll add these links on my site as they appear.

The great "win a subscription to Interzone" contest

Now that my power is back on after the "Great Midwestern Hurricane of 2008," I can officially launch the great Interzone promotion of 2008.

For those who don't know, Interzone is a bi-monthly British science fiction magazine often counted as one of the most influential genre publications of the last 25 years. Among the writers who got their start in their pages are Stephen Baxter, Greg Egan, Kim Newman, Alastair Reynolds and Charles Stross (per the magazine's Wikipedia entry). With a stable of authors like that, the 1980s and early 90s were truly glory times for Interzone.

A few years ago I heard whispers that the magazine--now under a new editorial team run by publisher Andy Cox--was once again making the SF world sit up and take notice. Intrigued, I tracked down a sample issue. Impressed by what I saw, I subscribed. Not only is Interzone again at the top of its game, publishing top-notch fiction and nonfiction, they also have the best design of any genre magazine. Finally, they have also been kind enough to accept two of my stories, for which I can't even begin to thank them.

To celebrate the publication of my story "The Ships Like Clouds, Risen by Their Rain" in Interzone, and to pay the magazine back for the support they've shown my writing, I'm giving away a one-year subscription to the magazine. Here's the deal: Any blogger in the United States is eligible to take part. Simply drop me an e-mail at lapthai (at sign) yahoo (dot) com with your blog's url and a few words to the effect that you want to take part in the contest. In order to showcase what Interzone has to offer, I'll e-mail you a PDF of my recently published Interzone story (thanks to Andy Cox for letting me do this; here are a few of the reviews my story has received). Don't worry. You don't have to review the story, although I won't protest if you do. I simply want to give people a taste of what Interzone publishes.

If you like the story, post information on your blog about both this contest and Interzone, including a link to Interzone's main page. If you don't like the story, I hope you'll still post info about Interzone on your blog. Either way, once you've done a blog entry about Interzone you're entered in the contest. My hope is that these blog posting about Interzone will raise the magazine's profile in the United States.

This promotion will run for three weeks. After that time I'll take all the names of the blogger participants and throw them into a random number generator. The person whose number comes up wins the free one-year, six-issue subscription.

Before anyone asks, I'm limiting this promotion to the United States because my understanding is that Interzone gets really good distribution outside these shores. If the promo works, I'll consider doing it again one day, only this time offering a free subscription to anywhere in the world.

PS: Anyone can enter this contest, but do realize that if you win you'll need a snail mail address to receive the subscription. This may go without saying, but I guess it can't hurt to state the obvious.

Hurricane Ike delays Interzone promo

The remnants of Hurricane Ike tore through the Midwest yesterday and we're now without power. By some quirk, my father-in-law's house still has electricity--and a wireless connection, hence this quick post--but my house is dark. Luckily we didn't have any damage, but some of our neighbors got hammered. It's an awe-inspiring thing seeing hurricane force winds in the Midwest.

Until the power is back up, I won't be able to launch the Interzone promo I had planned to kick off this week. The short and long of the promo is that I'll be giving away a one-year subscription to Interzone, the fabled British science fiction and fantasy magazine, to one lucky blogger in the United States. But until the power is back, I can't start the fun and games.

Story of the Week: "Arkfall" by Carolyn Ives Gilman

Fantasy and Science Fiction has been having an amazing run of stories recently, as evidenced by the fact that my next two choices for story of the week are both from that magazine. While you'll have to wait for next week's selection, the current story of the week is "Arkfall" by Carolyn Ives Gilman.

"Arkfall" is set on an alien world which is so primitive that life has yet to evolve (or so the main characters think). With the surface covered by thick ice sheets, the human colonists live at the bottom of the ocean in pressure-adjusted domes. Because the area in which they can live--delineated by volcanic vents on the ocean floor, which provide both heat and nutrients--is so small, the humans have evolved a very non-confrontational, inward-looking culture. People are so afraid to insult or offend someone they use the third person form of grammar when speaking to each another, and the worse insult one can give is to say that "You" should do something.

Enter Osaji, a young woman who lives on a floater, a giant living ball of gas and skin which travels a circular route over the ocean floor. Osaji is responsible for her aged grandmother, who is suffering from advanced dementia. Because of this responsibility, Osaji feels that she has never had a chance to find her own way in life. Needless to say, things are about to change for Osaji. Due to the intervention of a natural disaster and an offensive off-worlder, she is cast adrift on a floater into a voyage of discovery like no other.

This is a wonderfully written story set in as unique a world as can be created in science fiction. I have long been a fan of Gilman's story "The Honeycrafters," which was nominated for a Nebula Award back in the early 1990s. This story rivals that earlier effort and will, I predict, be on the short list for the major awards.

Gardner Dozois to write monthly column for Locus

According to an announcement on the Locus website, Gardner Dozois will be writing a monthly column on short fiction in the magazine. His first column will appear in the October issue. On the Asimov's forum, Dozois said that in the column he'll only be "mentioning stuff that catches my eye." A few weeks back Dozois expressed dismay at how little notice some of the best short fiction stories received in the Nebula Award balloting, so this column seems like a great way to bring more attention to worthy stories.

Jetse de Vries resigns from Interzone

Editor Jetse de Vries has resigned from Interzone, as stated in an announcement on his website. According to Jetse, "The reason is simple: like a rock band where one musician quits because she/he doesn't like the musical direction the band is taking (the well-known 'musical differences'), I am unhappy with the direction and tone the fiction in Interzone will be taking."

Andy Cox and the other Interzone editors have expressed puzzlement at the change in direction Jetse mentioned. Andy even stated on the Asimov's forum that, "There are no changes afoot, no new direction,we've been doing what we've always done, and will continue to do it: simply, publish the best entertaining and thought-provoking modern sf and fantasy we can find, introducing more than our fair share of new writers along the way, and staying uniquely Interzone."

I'm also in the dark about this change of direction Jetse mentioned. But I do want to thank Jetse and the other Interzone editors for the support they have given my writing. Jetse was also the initial editor who picked two of my stories out of the Interzone slushpile (both "The Ships Like Clouds, Risen By Their Rain," published in issue 217 and receiving some very nice reviews, and "When Thorns Are The Tips Of Trees," which is forthcoming in Interzone). So I wish Jetse success in whatever directions his future SF/F work takes him.

Major redesign for Analog and Asimov's SF magazines

Over on the Asimov's forum, editor Sheila Williams states that beginning with the December issue Asimov's will adopt a major redesign. To quote Williams, "The reason for the change is nothing to be alarmed by. Paper andproduction costs have presented [us] with a choice: increase subscription rates and single-issue costs to retain the old format, or adopt a slightly different size and return our current prices. The new size is called an L trim (5 7/8" x 8 5/8"). The page count will be reduced from 144 to 112. Since the new pages are larger than the old pages, the actual volume lost is about 8 pages or 4,000 words. I've made some minor changes that reduce any further word loss."

This change will also apply to the December issue of Asimov's sister magazine Analog. In case anyone is comparing the new size to the current size, the change means that Asimov's and Analog will be adding about a half inch to both their vertical and horizontal length.

Labor Day SF/F magazine renewal drive

In honor of Labor Day, I'm calling on lovers of short science fiction and fantasy stories to renew their subscriptions early. As everyone knows, the SF/F magazine genre's financial situation is still shaky. So instead of waiting until the last minute to renew, do so early. This will help your favorite magazines, which "labor" so hard to bring us the SF/F stories we all love. And if you don't have a subscription to renew, then subscribe. With online subscription ordering, doing so has never been easier.

And just to show that my money is where my mouth is, I recently did two-year renewals for Asimov's, Apex Digest, and Fantasy and Science Fiction, while I also renewed Locus (which isn't truly a SF/F short story magazine, but is still recommended for anyone interested in the genre).

Here are some links to subscription/renewal sites for the major SF/F magazines:

Emma Larkins interviews me

I'm still on an August blogging break, but I wanted to let people know about an interview with me over on Emma Larkins' website. My favorite question was What is your one super secret tip for aspiring authors hoping to get published? My short answer: "Don't be a jerk." Read the complete interview for more.

Nebula Award dismay

Over on the Asimov's forum, Gardner Dozois is worried that the lack of participation by SFWA members in the Nebula Awards nominating process. In the most recent award cycle, this almost resulted in not enough nominees being posted for the different award categories. Now Dozois warns this is shaping up to happen again with the new award cycle. He's especially concerned that stories being touted as among thebest of the year--"The Political Prisoner," "The Egg Man," "The Ray-Gun: A Love Story," "From Babel's Fall'n Glory We Fled," "Shoggoths in Bloom," "The Surfer," "The Dust Assassin," "The Tear," "Poison Victory," and so forth--at this point only have one Nebula nomination each (and with that one nomination usually coming from Dozois himself).

I must admit my ignorance on why people aren't nominating stories, especially since active members of the SFWA can nominate as many stories as they want. I recently turned in my application to join the SFWA, so if everything goes through okay I'll make sure to nominate a slew of stories.

Literary spam from Geraldine Rodeger and Xlibris

Every author loves to receive fan mail. So the other day I open my e-mail account and what pops out but a message with the title of one of my short stories as the subject heading. My first thought is someone must have really loved or hated that story.

Then I opened said e-mail:

Dear Jason Sanford,

A very nice exchange of thoughts and statements ensue in your "One more Expert Speaks to a Jury" which was posted in TheDiagram.com. It would be a shame if your writings were not shared with a wider audience: how about coming out with your very own book?

Self-publishing is your best venue for getting your first book out. You become the master of your own work, having full creative control over editing, printing, and marketing processes. Full ownership rights, you also get to keep. This can also be your stepping stone into getting noticed by the traditional publishers who may want to pick your book up for future editions.

Do e-mail me for more details on how to get started self-publishing.

Sincerely yours,

Geraldine Rodeger
Xlibris Corporation

Wow. Just . . . wow. I was tempted to simply delete the message, but something I'd read in the most recent issue of the SFWA Bulletin came to mind. In their joint essay "The Clueless(Part 1)," Mike Resnick and Barry N. Malzberg rant against the belief that self publishing is the route to literary success. As they say, money flows to authors, not the other way around. Those who believe otherwise are usually naive and inexperienced authors looking for any way to succeed at their chosen field. Unfortunately for them, self-publishing is rarely the path to success.

The reason I'm outraged over this obviously spammed letter is that its plays on the hopes and dreams of people who may not know what that this same e-mail was likely sent to thousands of writers around the world. My suggestion: Run as fast as you can from Geraldine Rodeger and Xlibris.

My favorite science fiction story

Rusty at BestScienceFictionStories.com recently asked science fiction bloggers to pick their favorite SF stories. He's now posted my selection, along with my analysis of the story and more. While I don't want to give too much away, let me just say the story is by Ray Bradbury.

The first blogger to post their favorite story was John DeNardo of the always great blog SF Signal. He picked Tom Godwin's classic story "The Cold Equations." Many thanks to Rusty for running this series. And despite the fact that I've now blogged twice this week, I'm still on an August blogging break. So expect only a few random posts until next month.

Story of the Week: "The Magician's House" by Meghan McCarron

I'm still on an August blogging break, but I wanted to quickly highlight my new review in The Fix Online of last month's fiction in Strange Horizons. In particular, I want to praise the story "The Magician's House" by Meghan McCarron. Originally published in two parts in Strange Horizons, this tale is both beautifully written, amazingly compelling, and extremely disturbing. I predict it will make many of the year's best lists. For more details on why I've selected this as my new story of the week, check out my complete review on The Fix.

Taking an August blogging break

I'll be taking a blogging break during the month of August. Even though I'm not going on vacation, I wanted to step back from blogging and see how that affects my fiction and nonfiction writing. I'll let people know how it went in early September.

Until then, here's a new review of Interzone #217 in the August issue of SF Crowsnest. Gareth D. Jones has some very nice things to say about my story "The Ships Like Clouds, Risen By Their Rain" (such as calling it "a very enjoyable yarn"). There is also a review in Best SF, which says that my story is "As inventive a piece of world-building as you generally see in short SF." When combined with the glowing comments from a previous review, all I can say is, "Wow! I could really get used to reviews like this!"